Because of the current situation, it is urgent and
imperative to cease everything, particularly the
imperative urgencies. The cessations of activity, of
payment, of hostilities, the bus stops, of
flight, of game, the coitus interruptus, the last of a series,
of flat refusals, stews, will be preferred
in all cases and any other possibility.
Because of the current situation, we accept no
responsibility in case of loss or theft of spatial or temporal
Because of the current situation, we would really like it if you didn’t stick your
finger in your eye after a hand sanitizer bath.
Because of the current situation, the diffusion and propagation of poetic
ideas and all form of thought by analogy is liable
Because of the current situation, we advise against any travel to a
geo-localizable location. Seize the last opportunities before
total liquidation of imaginary trips.
Because of the current situation, spiritual
communications will be achieved through phone
channels; for the gods of Heaven, press 1, the
gods of Finance, press 2, the mother goddess, press
3, the Holy Roller, press 4, the
gods of Olympus, press 5 (for the Muses, press 5 then #.
Incur an additional charge of 2.99 € / min.), the gods of the Fatherland,
Press 6, the god of the Gates, press 7, the goddess of Reason,
Press 8, the gods of the Stadium, press 9
Because of the current situation, you will swear on your honor, the life of
your mother and your faith in the CAC 40 that you are who you are,
that you come from where you come and you go where you go, all
for a sufficient reason for want of a good one.
Joris Boutillier, french version here